2. Your best friend comes to you with a problem. You....

Give advice, most of it having to do with sex. It's not related to the problem, but sex fixes everything, right?!?!?
Analyze the problem and help my friend the best I can. This is my best friend, I don't want him/her to make the wrong choice.
I know I'm not that great at solving other people's problems, so I refer them to someone who can help them.

3. I spend most of my free time....

Masturbating and having sex.
With my family.
Partying with my friends.

4. The craziest thing I ever did or thought of doing was....

Pulled down my pants in front of thousands of people.
Drew penises all over my body and walked around a crowded area.
Trashed thousands of dollars worth of stuff that didn't belong to me.

5. Someone asks me a very serious and personal question. I....

Brush off the question with a joke. I don't like giving out details about my personal life to anyone but the people closest to me.
Make up an answer having to do with monkeys and oral sex.
Answer the question the best that I can, without giving out to much information about myself. I like to keep some aspects of my life private.